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[jukejoint]

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[jukejoint]

( Actually Laughing Out Loud (alol) )

Fuck no. Armand've defanged himself first.

My maker's named Mary. She ain't here.
Armand's looking after me instead. Otherwise I'd go breaking my teeth on you, no sense about me. Keeps me sane.

[sensive]

that's really nice of him

[ sincere... ]

sorry she isn't here
i'm new at my thing too btw
and like i said you can't hurt me, if you wanna practice uh not going teeth first?

[jukejoint]

Don't be too sorry. She'd hate it here, probably.

( too rich, too white. reasons why stack hates it too.

trying to logic out whether or not he thinks armand would be upset about this, and then deciding it doesn't really matter either way. )

Shit I mean if you're offering.
Really doesn't bother you any? Dangerous situations?

[sensive]

oh yeah
this place blows except for the people

[ wearing a shirt that says I Don’t Know Anything About Vampire Law and I’m Too Afraid to Ask ]

not really
i’m kind of the dangerous thing, in most situations

[jukejoint]

I'm sure a lot of folks feel that way. Can't all be right, right?

Anyway if you're dangerous, you tryin' to get me in trouble, Bob?

( proverbial ruffling up his hair. reminds him of sammie — thinking you know everything. endearing for a young guy. )

[sensive]

[ for bob, the distinction is obvious: most want it to be true, when he very much does not. a paradox which makes it more true, for him. ]

maybe a little
figure you can handle it?
you said you were in on situations

[ dangerous or otherwise. ]

[jukejoint]

I can handle it, sure.

( where it means "armand" and not "whatever your deal is." man who does not read the network. (phone screen is too bright and also what the fuck is touchscreen) )

You're mighty interesting, Bob. You smell good, too.

[sensive]

oh thanks
the house shampoo is nice

[ aka not off-brand fifteen in one. ]

i’ll come over after dinner?
my dinner haha i guess you already ate